It's just paper, people.
Paper towels make me crazy. They're expensive, so I try hard to find the best buy when shopping. But how can you tell which one is best? I swear it takes a math/science wizard to calculate the best choice. The cheap ones don't soak up as much, so you have to use more. The fancy ones cost more, but I probably waste them anyway. These days, I just try to buy the brand that's on sale, with the biggest discount. Or... I'll examine the "unit price per square foot" sticker and pick the lowest price. Still, I feel like these towel manufacturers are trying to trick me. Whatever brand I schlep home, I'm pretty sure... I just got scammed.