1. CATHETERS-- Yes, we interrupt this program to tell you about the best catheters on the market today... they're easy to insert-- self-lubricated-- and they come in three designer colors.
2. ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION- This lovely woman has nothing to worry about. Her beach vacation won't be ruined. Why? Because she's packed a little surprise for hubby.... the "travel size" Viagra.
3. LUBRICATED TOILET PAPER- These cartoon bears have a problem... when they poop and then wipe their butts... the toilet paper get stuck. What's the answer? Charmin Ultra Strong toilet paper! "Enjoy The Go!"
Seriously? On broadcast television??... commercials that specifically reference excrement and toilet tissue dangling from a bear's butt? Maybe I'm overreacting.