I was driving through Hollywood (in usual traffic) and couldn't take my eyes off this truck, loaded with vintage vehicles. All 60s era, I spotted a Mustang, a Volkswagen Beetle, an Edsel, a Lincoln, a Rambler Ambassador, and some other beautiful thing I couldn't identify. Even at 20 miles per hour, I didn't have nearly enough time to enjoy this view. No doubt enroute to or from a movie set, this was some highly valuable cargo... and I was grateful for the rush hour glimpse.
Well, I think I've seen it....the first sign of the apocalypse. The earth is truly spiraling toward the sun. I was in my local grocery store and saw something I could hardly believe. It was a piece of meat, steak I guess, one piece, and the price was $15. I mean, it's just meat, people. They really should put these behind glass just to be safe. They should require you to a consult a credit consultant to be sure you're financially qualified to purchase meat. Buy 4 or more and security will escort you to your car. I've decided. I'm becoming a vegetarian.
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